Jack sighed. “I can see that. Oh well, only one thing to do. We’ve gotta ask for another one. Feel free to carry on eating that one, slowly as possible. Don’t be ashamed to use your tongue.”

Then he raised his hand. “Miss Foster! I can’t do the practical! The Doctor’s swallowed my penis!”

ROFL!!! That's perfect!

Normally I avoid high school AU's like the plague, but how could I resist this little gem? There's just way too many possibilities here! This was so much fun!

I'm looking forward to more. :)