Okay, this simply rules. The myths, the reactions of Jack and the Doctor, a Master cameo.

But this is what I loved most: Uth instead of Earth and Kardiv instead of Cardiff, it just makes the myths seem so much more plausible.

My absolute favourtie line:“Yeah, yeah, fascinating. As if I needed anymore wet dream fodder. Wake me up when we’re screwing in the heart of the Universe.” ‘Jack’ grinned cheekily. “Can we go back and do it for real now? Get down and dirty in your blue vessel, oh Oncoming Storm?”