Ever since Doctor/River became a viable ship, I've wanted to see River and Jack go head-to-head as romantic rivals. Exactly how much trouble would the universe get into, with the two of them competing to impress the Doctor? Does the Doctor play along? Try to make them play nicely? Or is he completely oblivious? Is there a winner, or do they work out some kind of compromise? Or, both being products of 51st-century culture, do they eventually team up to seduce him? And at the end of the day, who gets to keep the Squareness Gun?
Bonus points for crack-fics that throw additional competitors into the mix--Rose, the Master, etc.
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Ever since Doctor/River became a viable ship, I've wanted to see River and Jack go head-to-head as romantic rivals. Exactly how much trouble would the universe get into, with the two of them competing to impress the Doctor? Does the Doctor play along? Try to make them play nicely? Or is he completely oblivious? Is there a winner, or do they work out some kind of compromise? Or, both being products of 51st-century culture, do they eventually team up to seduce him? And at the end of the day, who gets to keep the Squareness Gun?
Bonus points for crack-fics that throw additional competitors into the mix--Rose, the Master, etc.