Title: A Different Kind of Academy Fic 2
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: AU
Rating: PG
Warnings: Bad poetry.
Summary: Craack Highschool AU, part 2. The Doctor dangles from a fence, Rose finds out what TARDIS stands for, the Master hears the call to war, Jack and the Doctor do lunch, and the Doctor is pelted with Shakespearean sonnets.

A Different Kind of Academy Fic 1

A Different Kind of Academy Fic 2 )
 
 
Title: A Different Kind of Academy Fic
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: AU
Rating: PG
Spoilers/warnings: No spoilers. Warnings for immense crack and use of the word penis.
Summary: We've all seen the Highschool AU done in various fandoms. And now it's here. I'm sorry. I don't know where it's going, how many chapters it will have, whether I'll get it finished or whether I'll need to... but I'm posting what I've done so far and working on more. Hopefully I'll get a fair amount of teen angst out before the challenge closes! There's also a really crappy drawing I did. I'm no artist.

The Doctor's First Day at his New School )
 
 
Title: Jack Harkness' A-Z of Gadgets and Gizmos
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Technogeekery
Rating: R, because it's written from Jack's POV and he's an R-rated kinda guy. At least.
Spoilers/warnings: Series 2 TW and Series 4 DW, to be on the safe side.
Summary: Jack compiles a list of gadgets and gizmos, with a handy 'Sexual Applications' section to save time. Inspired strongly and assisted by The Doctor Who Encyclopedia.
Pairings: Right...all implied, some more than others...Jack/10, Master/Jack/10, Master/Jack, 9/Jack, Jack/John, Jack/Owen, Jack/Ianto, Jack/K-9, Jack/Jack/Jack/Jack/Jack/Ianto/Owen/Gwen, Jack/Suzie, Jack/Gwen, Jack/Toshiko.

Jack Harkness' A-Z of Gadgets and Gizmos )
 
 
Title: The Mythkeeper
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Myth
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None exactly, but allusions to 'The Empty Child', 'The Doctor Dances', 'The Sound of Drums', 'Last of the Time Lords','Parting of the Ways', and Torchwood series 1.
Summary: In a desert storm, two travellers take refuge in the tent of the Mythkeeper and she has many tales to tell them. Tales of Death, Lust, and the Oncoming Storm.

The Mythkeeper )
 
 
Title: Overlords and Time Gods 5/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Power
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Up to and including 'Last of the Time Lords'. AU after that.
Warnings: It's quite dark, contains dubious-consent (drug-use), slightly dodgy use of slightly underage slaves. Insanity. Character death.
Summary: The Doctor returns to Earth after a long absence to find power has corrupted a once-noble friend. Thanks again to all the people I thanked in the notes of the first chapter, especially [livejournal.com profile] vail_kagami.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Overlords and Time Gods 5/5 )
 
 
Title: Overlords and Time Gods 4/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Power
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Up to and including 'Last of the Time Lords'. AU after that.
Warnings: It's quite dark, contains dubious-consent (drug-use), slightly dodgy use of slightly underage slaves. Insanity. Character death. Bad poetry.
Summary: The Doctor returns to Earth after a long absence to find power has corrupted a once-noble friend.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Overlords and Time Gods 4/5 )
 
 
Title: Overlords and Time Gods 3/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Power
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Up to and including 'Last of the Time Lords'. AU after that.
Warnings: This is part three of a fic about 50 pages long in Word. It's quite dark, contains dubious-consent (drug-use), slightly dodgy use of slightly underage slaves. Insanity. Character death.
Summary: The Doctor returns to Earth after a long absence to find power has corrupted a once-noble friend.

Part One
Part Two

Overlords and Time Gods 3/5 )
 
 
Title: Overlords and Time Gods 2/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Power
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Up to and including 'Last of the Time Lords'. AU after that.
Warnings: This is part two of a fic about 50 pages long in Word. It's quite dark, contains dubious-consent (drug-use), slightly dodgy use of slightly underage slaves. There's some blasphemy and worshipping of false idols too. Insanity. Character death.
Summary: The Doctor returns to Earth after a long absence to find power has corrupted a once-noble friend.

Part One

Overlords and Time Gods 2/5 )
 
 
Title: Overlords and Time Gods 1/5
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Power
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Up to and including 'Last of the Time Lords'. AU after that.
Warnings: This is part one of a fic about 50 pages long in Word. It's quite dark, contains dubious-consent (drug-use), slightly dodgy use of slightly underage slaves. There's some blasphemy and worshipping of false idols too. Insanity. Character death.
Summary: The Doctor returns to Earth after a long absence to find power has corrupted a once-noble friend.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] vail_kagami, [livejournal.com profile] supasass, [livejournal.com profile] veta_black and [livejournal.com profile] nightrider101 for letting me ramble on and on about this fic to you.

Overlords and Time Gods, Part 1/5 )
 
 
Title: Just My Luck
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Luck
Rating: PG
Spoilers/warnings: Minor spoilers from the start of series 2 Torchwood and 'LotTL' Doctor Who.
Summary: A lucky week in Torchwood from the Captain's Log and various other useful documents.
Notes: The Captain's Log layout is based on the one at BBC America and the other documents loosely based on stuff in the Torchwood UK site. The Doctor/Jack is nowhere near as explicit as it normally is in my stories and the Jack/Ianto is only hinted at. But enjoy, anyway.

Just My Luck )
 
 
06 February 2008 @ 08:06 pm
Title: Love is the Cure
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: Plague
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Set after 'Last of the Time Lords'. Not really anything for TW series 2.
Warnings: Sex, cliche, badness.
Summary: Cliched fic plot no.2, the only cure for the illness spreading through Torchwood is sex. And it has to be sex with a person of significant influence. An intergalactic booty call must be made to a certain Time Lord.
Notes: I wrote this fic of what I suspect is immensely poor quality solely to prevent the other 'Plague' plot making it to the page. I sat down and started to type a story where Jack gave the Doctor an STD and I thought 'No! I just can't do it!' And so this was born.

Love is the Cure )
 
 
Current Music: degenerate - Blink 182
 
 
Title: New Traditions
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: New Year
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Set after 'Voyage of the Damned' in Doctor Who and series 1 of Torchwood.
Summary: The Doctor's loneliness is overwhelming him. But five years on, Jack is beginning to suspect something more serious is affecting his beloved Time Lord. Can he let it drag him away from his new life in Cardiff?
Notes: This was really tough to write and I think it's a bit weird. I don't know. I'll be happy to discuss any confusion in reviews, as usual.

New Traditions )
 
 
08 December 2007 @ 02:52 am
Title: My Smile
Author: Sarkywoman
Challenge: Wide Open Grin
Rating: PG
Spoilers/warnings: Um... nothing, really. Sex is there, but not explicit at all, really. Oh, fluff warning! This is so fluffy you may puke!
Summary: After my non-con nasty for the last challenge, I thought a spot of cutesy fluff would balance it out. Cue easily-resolved jealousy and angst that brushes away like dust on the shoulder.

You gave her my smile... )
 
 
09 November 2007 @ 09:25 pm
Title: Breaking Point
Author: Sarkywoman
Challenge: Darkness
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/warnings: Non-con (I'm sorry). Jack's slightly OOC, but I was bound to do something like this eventually. Don't look for fluff here.
Summary: Jack's on the brink and there's an alien drink called the Darkness Within. No good can come of this.

Breaking Point )
 
 
05 October 2007 @ 11:46 pm
Title: Unforgivable
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sarkywoman
Challenge: crossing the line
Rating: PG
Spoilers/warnings: Utopia, Sound of Drums, Last of the Time Lords.
Summary: Jack/Tenth Doctor angst drabble.
Notes: Does anyone else find all the essential pre-fic notes, tags, subject, etc to be very tiring? I thought I'd sorted it all out, only to realise I'd actually forgotten to put the fic with all this stuff.

This way to the fic )
 
 
15 August 2007 @ 05:52 pm
Fic!  
Title: Being Second-Best
Author: Sarkywoman
Prompt used: Behind lj-cut because it's spoileriffic.
Rating: PG
Spoilers/warnings: Utopia, Sound of Drums, Last of the Time Lords. Alcohol use.
Summary: Jack gets angry, then drunk, then feels sorry for himself, then feels sorry for the Doctor.

Being Second Best )